About the Author

“These thoughts come from my mind, which was influenced by my heart, and the two breathe life through my fingertips. My name is Tim, and I am neither a Mac nor a PC, because I’m still deciding between an iPod and a refrigerator.”
 
I had a blog when I was 15 and those original lines were, in my opinion, the best description of my ‘masterpieces.’ Six blog posts and six months later though, I had completely forgotten about that blog. And here I am, a few years later and a freshman at Georgetown, reflecting on those words and still convincing myself that I’m the funniest, most creative person on the planet. I’m still finding myself as a writer and as a person, but I now have a bit more experience, a beard, an ability to laugh at the fact that I thought ‘breath’ and ‘breathe’ were the same thing when I was 15, and of course, a more distinct purpose—making people smile. Also, I apologize for the cheesiness.